Terms & Conditions
A legal disclaimer
Terms Lingo (The Simple Version)
When we say “you”, we mean you—the person using our site.
When we say “we”, that’s us—the Company.
Sometimes we’ll say “both of us”—that’s you and us together.
All of this just means: you’re using our services, and we’re providing them under English law. Simple.
Your Privacy
Your data = your business.
We only use it when we need to (and only authorised people can access it).
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No storing card details
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No selling or sharing your info
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We keep things secure and up to date
Keeping Things Confidential
We treat your info like a secret 🤫
We may share it only if required by law or with trusted suppliers helping deliver services.
You can ask to see your data anytime (just give us notice).
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Limits & Liability
We do our best, but the site is provided “as is.”
We’re not responsible for:
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mistakes or missing info
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business losses or indirect damages
But we are responsible where the law says we must (e.g. injury caused by negligence).
Payments
We accept: 💳 Cards | 💷 Bank transfer | 🧾 Cheques
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Payment due within 30 days
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Late payments = small interest fee
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Goods stay ours until fully paid
Returned cheque? £25 fee.
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Cancellations
Give us 24 hours’ notice, please.
Late cancellation = £30 fee.
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Refunds & Ending Services
Either of us can end a service.
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If work has already started → no refund
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If not used → refund applies âś…
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Availability
Our services are mainly for the UK.
Use anything from our site at your own discretion.
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Cookies 🍪
Yes, we use them—to make the site work better.
Some partners might too.
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Links
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Linking to us? Ask first.
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Clicking away? Other sites = not our responsibility.
Copyright
All content = ours. Please don’t copy it without permission.
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Staying in Touch
You’ll find all contact details on our Contact Us page.
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Unexpected Stuff (Force Majeure)
If something big out of our control happens (e.g. natural disasters), we’re not liable—but we’ll do our best to keep things moving.
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Legal Bits
These terms follow English law.
If something doesn’t hold up legally, the rest still applies.
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Updates
We may tweak these terms from time to time.
If you keep using the site, you’re happy with the changes đź‘Ť
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Returns
We’ll only offer returns or replacements if:
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the item is damaged, or
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it’s not what you ordered
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